reasons why:

lightspeedsound:

thewater-gaveme-potter:

I know I am greek

  • I like hummus 
  • I like to smash shit and say OMMPAAAA

I think I am asian

  • I look asian
  • I find other asians attractive 
  • I seriously look asian, like people have asked me before
  • I can’t drive

I think I am hispanic

  • I love all food that comes from all hispanic countries
  • I like guys who play soccer and their soccer asses
  • I have an awesome spanish accent (for a white girl)
  • I have this strange instinct to dance whenever I hear latin music
  • I got hips like a spanish gurllll
  • I think hispanic guys are hot (but who doesn’t) 

I think I am black

  • My dad is BFF’s with all the Kenyans at his work
  • I have a huge ass

I know I am white

  • Because I wish I wasn’t 

…..and here, ladies and gentlemen, we have the privilege-denying white person in their natural habitat.  Watch as they deny any sort of benefit from being white, while simultaneously “identifying as other races” simply because of their own false, preconceived notions of said minorities! Observe their complete lack of understanding in terms of what is offensive, racist bullshit and what is not.  Note the completely misplaced sense of self-pity.  

(And, ok, somebody please enlighten me as to “what asian looks like” because I SWEAR TO GOD ASIA A FUCKING CONTINENT AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF SURROUNDING ISLANDS and somehow white people know what that entire huge conglomeration of people “look like”)

Also “My dad knows all the Kenyans from work”?

WHAT THE FUCK.

(Source: babycakeniall)

  1. jayaprada reblogged this from ludmirermoyd and added:
    UGH. I know I am Indian Smacking curry 24/7 in your face Have parents who think Indians invented the whole world screw...
  2. ludmirermoyd reblogged this from thisshitisallracist and added:
    So much fail in one post! (OP deleted it, though.) I can’t take it! Even if it’s a joke, it’s wrong on every possible...
  3. thenicolascagepage reblogged this from lightspeedsound and added:
    Holy shit…. quite the list of stereotypes we’ve got here.
  4. lamaschingonaa reblogged this from thisshitisallracist and added:
    oh god this better be a joke are you fucking kidding me
  5. iknowwhatyoudidlastsummerween reblogged this from babycakeniall and added:
    Oh wait hold up guys All that racist shit was a joke IT’S COOL Y’ALL RACISM IS COOL IF IT’S JUST A JOKE NOTHING TO SEE...
  6. rarishes reblogged this from brogigay0 and added:
    What a list of gross stereotypes. Jeeeeesus christ. So how many ‘I’m not a racist! Stop being so mean!!’ posts has she...
  7. yougurtloves reblogged this from brogigay0 and added:
    What the heck OP
  8. pachu-chay reblogged this from battletendencies and added:
    you can NOT be fucking serious how old is this person, 11?
  9. feedthewriter reblogged this from brogigay0 and added:
    Um. Ew.
  10. hidetheoppars reblogged this from lightspeedsound
  11. frozenmochi reblogged this from brogigay0 and added:
    This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
  12. deallay reblogged this from brogigay0 and added:
    what the ever loving fucking shit I hope you drive yourself into a tree you’re bullshit for reducing our identities TO...
  13. osakalights reblogged this from babycakeniall and added:
    way to generalize, asshole. and how can you aspire to be a gypsy???
  14. battletendencies reblogged this from lolnewtumblrbye
  15. thisshitisallracist reblogged this from babycakeniall and added:
    NOPE
  16. xtremecaffeine reblogged this from lightspeedsound
  17. zellas reblogged this from lightspeedsound and added:
    fucking white people….
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