technickel:

tainted-petals:

City Map of Ankh-Morpork
Warning if you click on it (taking you to another page) this is bloody HUGE

mmm huge map mmm

technickel:

tainted-petals:

City Map of Ankh-Morpork

Warning if you click on it (taking you to another page) this is bloody HUGE

mmm huge map mmm

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

496. Wearing ornamental armor is gilt by association. (suggested by j-abberwocky)

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

496. Wearing ornamental armor is gilt by association. (suggested by j-abberwocky)

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

464. When you have a good grip on their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

464. When you have a good grip on their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

387. Everyone wants to be involved in the decision-making process without necessarily going through the intelligence-using process first.

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

387. Everyone wants to be involved in the decision-making process without necessarily going through the intelligence-using process first.

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

375. Taxation is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo.

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

375. Taxation is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo.

stfuconservatives:

You can’t disprove that the world is carried by four elephants who walk on the back of the great space turtle A’Tuin! A spherical planet is just a theory!
-Joe

stfuconservatives:

You can’t disprove that the world is carried by four elephants who walk on the back of the great space turtle A’Tuin! A spherical planet is just a theory!

-Joe

(via stfuconservatives)

#4: The Doctor is in a constant state of knurd.

jackhawksmoor:

“The opposite of being drunk, its as sober as you can ever be. It strips away all the illusion, all the comforting pink fog in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. Then, after they’ve screamed a bit, they make sure they never get knurd again” - Terry Pratchett

(Source: wyntersoldier)