(Source: poniepie)
“You think Cazadors are annoying? Try fighting Wanamingos.”
098: Never using your powerful weapons in fear of losing all the ammo, so you keep buying ammo for the weaker weapons.
The best speech to ever exist.
- Dornan: Welcome to Camp Navarro, so you're the replacement... YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER AMOUR!?
- Chosen One: Uh... I wasn't issued any armour.
- Dornan: Don't have any? You expect me to believe that MAGGOT!? The truth is, you've LOST, and expensive piece of ARMY ISSUE EQUIPMENT! That SUIT, is going to come out of your pay, AND YOU'RE GOING TO STAY IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU'RE... FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD! BECAUSE THAT'S THE AMOUNT OF YEARS. IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU. TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOUR. YOU HAVE LOST. REPORT TO THE ARMOURY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU! AND REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
- Chosen One: Yes, Sergeant!
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