It’s okay Matt Smith. At least you’re hiding in the back.
The NRA claims that the only thing to stop the flu virus is a good man with a gun.
Comedians Who Use Racism, Sexism, Homophobia, etc for Humor Think They’re Edgy
When in fact you just seem like a senile 85 year old with pants up to your nipples rambling about back when “them damn devil women weren’t allowed to control their eeeeeeeevil vaginas.”
Congrats, you have actually succeeded in becoming grandpa Simpson. You are the least controversial, shocking, revolutionary standup comedian on the planet, your jokes were hackneyed in 1955.
This is you:
You are not saying what we’re all thinking, but too scared to say, you’re saying what literally everyone else in society got over thinking decades ago. You are an anachronism, get back in your own millenium.
- [Granddad smacks Huey on the head; he was dreaming]
- Huey Freeman: Ow!
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Mm-hmm. You were havin' that dream where you made the white people riot again, weren't you?
- Huey Freeman: But I was tellin' the truth!
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: How many times have I told you you bet' not even dream of tellin' white folk the truth? You understand me? Shoot... makin' white people riot. You better learn how to lie like me. I'm gonna find me a white man and lie to him right now.
A bunch of people have submitted this by Kevin Bolk.
Which is hilarious, as usual. :)
Oddly, I have something similar already in my queue that I’ve been struggling to caption, so this is a perfect coincidence!
Saw the middle of this on a webcomic ad. The ladies flanking the center folks were just icing on the ridiculous cake.