[Image: 6 piece coloured background, clockwise from top right: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. In the centre is a picture of the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street. Top text reads: “I’m an ally,”. Bottom text reads: “That means I’m practically queer!”.]
But how did Cookie Monster become the mascot of douchebag allies?
because douchebag allies beg for cookies
I like to imagine he’s actually mocking them
OMG that’s perf