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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.

Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.

Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.

Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.

Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.

Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

No one ever said elves are nice.

Elves are bad.

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Terry Pratchett (via greaterthanlapsed)

(Source: existentialcrisisfactory)

stfuconservatives:

You can’t disprove that the world is carried by four elephants who walk on the back of the great space turtle A’Tuin! A spherical planet is just a theory!
-Joe

stfuconservatives:

You can’t disprove that the world is carried by four elephants who walk on the back of the great space turtle A’Tuin! A spherical planet is just a theory!

-Joe

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