How exactly are we supposed to celebrate Columbus day? I mean, he stole a land from its people and murdered thousands of them. How does one go about celebrating that?
Walt Disney Pictures Presents Johnny Depp in Captain Jack Sparrow Again But, Like, Really Racist
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
remember when kids shows were awesome
Disney used to be so dope and educational in my day. What happened?
"The only reason white people think being called a “white person” is racist, or harmful or wrong is because they are used to the privilege of just being seen as a “person” without their race or color being an issue for them. You see, when you call them “white”, suddenly they are not just a person but now have a color. Suddenly they are no better than a PoC. And that scares the shit out of them."
perfect explanation. just seen a bunch of folks losing their shit over that “photoset of thin white androgynous people” and felt the need to reblog this.
FUCK TUMBLR "SUPPORT"
- PoC: hey people are harrassing me
- Tumblr: its free speech
- PoC: But they are threating me
- Tumblr: still free speech
- QP: hey shes posting our addresses
- Tumblr: free speech
- QP: how? shes taking my personal information and
- Tumblr . FREE. FUCKING. SPEECH
- WP: Hey they are being mean to me
- Tumblr: OH MY PRECIOUS LILLY WHITE CHILD!!!!!!! I WILL GET THOSE NASTY PEOPLE WITH MY BAN HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!!
I think this an accurate summary of the horrors policy makers face today; both the sheer weight of work to be gotten through, and the total lack of public understanding of the impreciseness of the state when it comes to big issues of the day.
Things I learned from TV.
- All Asians look like John Cho.
- Asians know everything. Seriously, everything. And they can probably fly in secret and they just don’t tell us.
- If an Asian person tells you to do something, for the love of god, do it. NEVER cross them.
- Black people are all hard. Every one. They’re hard as fuck. You can’t break them with a hammer.
- Despite being really hard, black people tend to die very easily and repeatedly.
- Despite black people dying really easily, cops still need to shoot them and/or taze them and/or tackle them in large groups to the floor.
- Attractive white men will rarely suspect suspicious attractive white women. The only people who will are black or latino people and other attractive white women.
- God is black, but only a tame kind of black.
- All black people look alike.
- White women are very delicate and special.
- Despite white women being very delicate and special, they often seem to live through entire shows.
- Despite white women having higher survival rates than probably anyone else, everyone falls over themselves to protect them, almost as if they are in danger.
- Black people know all other black people. All of them. Seriously every single one.
- Most Latinos just look like white people.
- The ones that don’t are very, very HARRRRRRD.
- Muslims and Middle Easterners who aren’t completely Americanized down to the tiniest degree are barbaric and horrific. But at least you can count on your Americanized ones to side with white people on just how barbaric they are.
- Brown people love the shit out of arranged marriage. In fact, they are all arranged married. Even ones who have lived in America for several generations. Or sometimes they play a doctor (who just isn’t arranged married yet).
- Darker-skinned black people all come from the skreets. Suburban upper or middle class black people are all light skinned. Very light skinned.
- Non-white trans women only hold two jobs; prostitute and casualty of prostitution.
- Lesbians are all white.
- If a trans woman isn’t a prostitute, she’s definitely white.
- Trans men are also all white.
- Gay men are mostly white except for black guys who share their massive black dicks.
- The few massive-black-dick-sharing gay guys are all on the down-low.
- There may be a few secret queer Latinos.
- Gay Asians don’t exist. Gay Indigenous definitely don’t exist.
- Indigenous people are werewolves, or they teach white people lots of things and send them on spirit journeys and stuff using magical native potions. Also spirit animals.
- Despite PoC having so much magic and giving white people so much education, they always need to be saved by white people in the end. What the heck are they using all this magical education for????
LOL the fuck?
this is my uncle hahahaahaa
Kim, Fox, Big, Pac.
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