The best speech to ever exist.
- Dornan: Welcome to Camp Navarro, so you're the replacement... YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER AMOUR!?
- Chosen One: Uh... I wasn't issued any armour.
- Dornan: Don't have any? You expect me to believe that MAGGOT!? The truth is, you've LOST, and expensive piece of ARMY ISSUE EQUIPMENT! That SUIT, is going to come out of your pay, AND YOU'RE GOING TO STAY IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU'RE... FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD! BECAUSE THAT'S THE AMOUNT OF YEARS. IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU. TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOUR. YOU HAVE LOST. REPORT TO THE ARMOURY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU! AND REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!
- Chosen One: Yes, Sergeant!
“She vowed she would shroud the land in eternal night. And so, the elder sister engaged her in low orbit surrounded by beam spam and too many missiles.”
The last 30 seconds or so…. Don’t piss off Fluttershy.
This is what I classify as a ‘Hidden Gem of Youtube’.