if you claim to “like rap music” and you only listen to white rappers i don’t trust you
i hope this is sarcasm…. rap mean “rhythm and poetry” nowhere does it say you have to be black…
and here we see the mating ritual of the white tourist
- Canada: Hey, I’m the furthest northern point in America.
- Mexico: Oh cool! I’m right near the equator in America.
- Brazil: But I am right on the American equator line
- Equator: Hey, I’m another American who is on the equator.
- Columbia: Me too!
- Chile: I may not be on the equator but I make some of the best American wines.
- USA: What the Fuck is this shit? Stop calling yourselves Americans, guys. I AM AMERICA!
- Bolivia: USA what are you talking about? You’re not making any sense. Yes you are American, just like all of us.
- USA: Nope! America is mine! I claimed it, you can’t have it back!
- Guyana: But that would be like France claiming Europe as their own, then telling all the other European countries that they are no longer allowed to call themselves Europe.
- USA: God bless America!
- Paraguay: US, are you even listening?
- USA: FREEDOM!!!
- Venezuela: …fuck.
me and my sis dub this the “nice white lady” genre of movies.