Michonne before the zombie apocalypse
Michonne after the zombie apocalypse
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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SEEN ANOTHER SHIRT BY THIS BRAND THAT WAS ON CLEARANCE” Bottom Text: “GIVE ME THIS ONE FOR THAT PRICE”]
How do people reach adulthood without learning how clearance works? No, the shirt was not missed for clearance marking. It’s one of the new ones the old ones were clearanced to make room for. To clear some room, if you will.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mee4tyPTge1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SEEN ANOTHER SHIRT BY THIS BRAND THAT WAS ON CLEARANCE”
Bottom Text: “GIVE ME THIS ONE FOR THAT PRICE”]How do people reach adulthood without learning how clearance works? No, the shirt was not missed for clearance marking. It’s one of the new ones the old ones were clearanced to make room for. To clear some room, if you will.
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(Anonymous asked: Have you ever heard of the exotic white tradition of Black Friday? I hear it coming up soon. Can you elaborate on this mysterious and exotic ritual?)
Ah, Black Friday. This is an exotic holiday that celebrates the great god Capitalism.Black Friday takes place the day after Thanksgiving(another exotic white holiday). Before this day, however, every marketplace in Murrikah spends weeks telling people that their prices will be lowered, in order to encourage people to buy more in the name of Capitalism.
The exotic whites wake up before dawn, and ready themselves with their tribal drinks of coffee and tea. They then climb into their vehicles, and drive to their nearest marketplace. The stores are still closed. The exotics wait. They talk amongst themselves, telling each other what items are on their lists, what things they want. They ready themselves for the day.
The stores finally open, and the exotics rush in, like animals to a kill.
Fights often break out, as supplies are limited. There is much injury and pain. The exotics fight on, knowing in their hearts that the bloodshed will greatly please their insatiable god.
When the day ends, the exotics trek home, satisfied with their purchases. They sport their wounds and bruises proudly, and boast of the amount of money they gave to Capitalism.
It is a truly barbaric holiday, and I implore any regular folks who wish to celebrate to please, just stay home. The exotics will stop at nothing to satisfy the god Capitalism.
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the 14 year old types “if you believe in communism, how come you earn money?” suddenly the world stops in its tracks. communist guerrillas in nepal throw down their weapons. demonstrations in athens come to a halt. lenin rises from his grave and says, “i was wrong”. skyscrapers slide out of the ground in every nation and money rains from the sky. communism has been finally defeated
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