fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “CUSTOMER ARGUES WITH YOU”Bottom Text: “ABOUT YOUR NATIONALITY”]
(Mods: if you find any things in this that can potentially be deemed offensive, please help out!)
I’m working at my old store in my hometown between college semesters. Here, we have a lot of Spanish-speaking customers who speak limited English. I’m not 100% fluent, nor a native speaker, but I speak enough Spanish to be able to help them out and even carry on a conversation. In fact, I’m minoring in Spanish, and I thoroughly enjoy speaking it! People often tell me that I speak very well. This often leads to the customer asking where I’m from.
I’m American-born and raised. I don’t have any Latino/Hispanic roots anywhere in my family tree. The only language I know completely fluently is English.
I was working a bagging shift and helping a woman out to her car, and she asked me where I’m from. I told her I’m from here (Florida). She then asked me again, and I gave her the same response. She then asked, “NO! Where were you born?” I told her the same. I was born and raised in Florida. She got really frustrated, and asked me again. Then she asked me if I’m from Puerto Rico. And then she asked me in English. That was pretty fun.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “CUSTOMER ARGUES WITH YOU”

Bottom Text: “ABOUT YOUR NATIONALITY”]

(Mods: if you find any things in this that can potentially be deemed offensive, please help out!)

I’m working at my old store in my hometown between college semesters. Here, we have a lot of Spanish-speaking customers who speak limited English. I’m not 100% fluent, nor a native speaker, but I speak enough Spanish to be able to help them out and even carry on a conversation. In fact, I’m minoring in Spanish, and I thoroughly enjoy speaking it! People often tell me that I speak very well. This often leads to the customer asking where I’m from.

I’m American-born and raised. I don’t have any Latino/Hispanic roots anywhere in my family tree. The only language I know completely fluently is English.

I was working a bagging shift and helping a woman out to her car, and she asked me where I’m from. I told her I’m from here (Florida). She then asked me again, and I gave her the same response. She then asked, “NO! Where were you born?” I told her the same. I was born and raised in Florida. She got really frustrated, and asked me again. Then she asked me if I’m from Puerto Rico. And then she asked me in English. 

That was pretty fun.

kleinmania:

Beats by Dr. Seuss

kleinmania:

Beats by Dr. Seuss

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fiveguyscarbaublesandolivegarden:

foar-shits-and-giggles:

How to avoid most problems

when i tell you i just laughed until tears came out of my eyes

fiveguyscarbaublesandolivegarden:

foar-shits-and-giggles:

How to avoid most problems

when i tell you i just laughed until tears came out of my eyes

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misandristsuccubus:

http://memegenerator.net/Anti-Social-Justice-Aaron

syfycity:

Searching for sonic screwdrivers on amazon, when suddenly…http://syfycity.tumblr.com

syfycity:

Searching for sonic screwdrivers on amazon, when suddenly…
http://syfycity.tumblr.com

danieofthedead:

Michonne before the zombie apocalypse

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Michonne after the zombie apocalypse

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SEEN ANOTHER SHIRT BY THIS BRAND THAT WAS ON CLEARANCE” Bottom Text: “GIVE ME THIS ONE FOR THAT PRICE”]
How do people reach adulthood without learning how clearance works? No, the shirt was not missed for clearance marking. It’s one of the new ones the old ones were clearanced to make room for. To clear some room, if you will.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SEEN ANOTHER SHIRT BY THIS BRAND THAT WAS ON CLEARANCE”

Bottom Text: “GIVE ME THIS ONE FOR THAT PRICE”]

How do people reach adulthood without learning how clearance works? No, the shirt was not missed for clearance marking. It’s one of the new ones the old ones were clearanced to make room for. To clear some room, if you will.

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(Source: angryblackman)

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syfycity:

It’s True.http://syfycity.tumblr.com

syfycity:

It’s True.

http://syfycity.tumblr.com

syfycity:

Rejected “Star Wars Episode One” Merchandisehttp://syfycity.tumblr.com

syfycity:

Rejected “Star Wars Episode One” Merchandise

http://syfycity.tumblr.com

exoticwhitegirls:

(Anonymous asked: Have you ever heard of the exotic white tradition of Black Friday? I hear it coming up soon. Can you elaborate on this mysterious and exotic ritual?)
Ah, Black Friday. This is an exotic holiday that celebrates the great god Capitalism.
Black Friday takes place the day after Thanksgiving(another exotic white holiday). Before this day, however, every marketplace in Murrikah spends weeks telling people that their prices will be lowered, in order to encourage people to buy more in the name of Capitalism.
The exotic whites wake up before dawn, and ready themselves with their tribal drinks of coffee and tea. They then climb into their vehicles, and drive to their nearest marketplace. The stores are still closed. The exotics wait. They talk amongst themselves, telling each other what items are on their lists, what things they want. They ready themselves for the day.
The stores finally open, and the exotics rush in, like animals to a kill.
Fights often break out, as supplies are limited. There is much injury and pain. The exotics fight on, knowing in their hearts that the bloodshed will greatly please their insatiable god.
When the day ends, the exotics trek home, satisfied with their purchases. They sport their wounds and bruises proudly, and boast of the amount of money they gave to Capitalism.
It is a truly barbaric holiday, and I implore any regular folks who wish to celebrate to please, just stay home. The exotics will stop at nothing to satisfy the god Capitalism.

exoticwhitegirls:

(Anonymous asked: Have you ever heard of the exotic white tradition of Black Friday? I hear it coming up soon. Can you elaborate on this mysterious and exotic ritual?)


Ah, Black Friday. This is an exotic holiday that celebrates the great god Capitalism.

Black Friday takes place the day after Thanksgiving(another exotic white holiday). Before this day, however, every marketplace in Murrikah spends weeks telling people that their prices will be lowered, in order to encourage people to buy more in the name of Capitalism.

The exotic whites wake up before dawn, and ready themselves with their tribal drinks of coffee and tea. They then climb into their vehicles, and drive to their nearest marketplace. The stores are still closed. The exotics wait. They talk amongst themselves, telling each other what items are on their lists, what things they want. They ready themselves for the day.

The stores finally open, and the exotics rush in, like animals to a kill.

Fights often break out, as supplies are limited. There is much injury and pain. The exotics fight on, knowing in their hearts that the bloodshed will greatly please their insatiable god.

When the day ends, the exotics trek home, satisfied with their purchases. They sport their wounds and bruises proudly, and boast of the amount of money they gave to Capitalism.

It is a truly barbaric holiday, and I implore any regular folks who wish to celebrate to please, just stay home. The exotics will stop at nothing to satisfy the god Capitalism.

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motherfuckingbootlegfireworks:

I feel you bro….

motherfuckingbootlegfireworks:

I feel you bro….

thefrogman:

I’m confident this guy is a jackass. 

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