maybethings:

goddessofcheese:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

jawswasnevermyscene:

moniquill:

priestoftime:

stormcloaca:

quinkit:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:


volvata:


watchxmexrise:


Is your stomach a graveyard?


holy shit that fish looks delicious


no op my stomach isn’t a fucking graveyard it’s a stomach you dumbfuck
for digesting organic material and turning it into shit


Can “graveyard guts” be a new awesome sounding insult for people who eat meat, like “bloodmouth” or “corpse chewer?”

why are vegan insults so fucking metal?

why are vegan insults so fucking metal

As your friendly neighborhood cannibal advocate of eating the rich, I’d like to point out how nonsensical it is to head this with ‘you are what you eat’.
No vegans, I assure you, if you cut up a human to see what they’re made of it looks far more like the plate on the right than the plate on the left, no matter how much of the latter the person in question has eaten. I am made of meat, because I have eaten meat. You are made of meat, because you have eaten veggies. There is a major flaw in your key statement.
Also have you ever seen the inside of a chicken? Like all the viscera? SO MANY COLORS!

^
YOU ARE MADE OF MEAT NO MATTER WHAT.
OMNOM.

Graveyard Guts sound like the name of a band

Also, there’s no picture up there of tasty tasty rainbows. I don’t see and sour punch straws or air heads any where up there. I see no skittles, I see no starbursts.
You said Rainbows, I want to see rainbows mother fuckers.
My Belly is a Grave of Romance. An accumulation of all the affairs I’ve had with my most ardent lovers. Our first kiss was our last.
Do not besmirch the love you know you cannot have.

wait eggs are sentient now did I miss something

It’s ~waiting to be born, so I guess there’s that.

maybethings:

goddessofcheese:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

jawswasnevermyscene:

moniquill:

priestoftime:

stormcloaca:

quinkit:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

volvata:

watchxmexrise:

Is your stomach a graveyard?

holy shit that fish looks delicious

no op my stomach isn’t a fucking graveyard it’s a stomach you dumbfuck

for digesting organic material and turning it into shit

Can “graveyard guts” be a new awesome sounding insult for people who eat meat, like “bloodmouth” or “corpse chewer?”

why are vegan insults so fucking metal?

why are vegan insults so fucking metal

As your friendly neighborhood cannibal advocate of eating the rich, I’d like to point out how nonsensical it is to head this with ‘you are what you eat’.

No vegans, I assure you, if you cut up a human to see what they’re made of it looks far more like the plate on the right than the plate on the left, no matter how much of the latter the person in question has eaten. I am made of meat, because I have eaten meat. You are made of meat, because you have eaten veggies. There is a major flaw in your key statement.

Also have you ever seen the inside of a chicken? Like all the viscera? SO MANY COLORS!

^

YOU ARE MADE OF MEAT NO MATTER WHAT.

OMNOM.

Graveyard Guts sound like the name of a band

Also, there’s no picture up there of tasty tasty rainbows. I don’t see and sour punch straws or air heads any where up there. I see no skittles, I see no starbursts.

You said Rainbows, I want to see rainbows mother fuckers.

My Belly is a Grave of Romance. An accumulation of all the affairs I’ve had with my most ardent lovers. Our first kiss was our last.

Do not besmirch the love you know you cannot have.

wait eggs are sentient now did I miss something

It’s ~waiting to be born, so I guess there’s that.

walkingdeadaddict:

THAT explains things!!

walkingdeadaddict:

THAT explains things!!

dbotknowsbest:

Feeling macro today.  7.62x39mm FMJ

dbotknowsbest:

Feeling macro today.  7.62x39mm FMJ

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