Spike has most Nice Guys (TM) beat.

eshusplayground:

See Spike.

Spike is a baby dragon.

Spike likes Rarity. A lot.

Spike does many nice things for Rarity because he likes Rarity. A lot.

Spike continues to do nice things for Rarity even though she does not reciprocate his feelings.

Spike also does nice things for other ponies because he’s genuinely kind and helpful.

Spike does not go online and talk about what a cockteasing bitch Rarity is and how all chicks only want to date jerks.

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What The Fuck, "Nice Guys"?: seanpedum:“When I was young and naive, I remember being sympathetic...

wtfniceguys:

seanpedum:

“When I was young and naive, I remember being sympathetic to the friendzone. I remember that I thought that it was that shitty place to be in where you cannot control your feelings for somebody that doesn’t return them. It was shitty not because it was shitty to be their friend, but, but that being around them was a constant reminder that you’ve fallen in love. I was sympathetic because I thought the friendzone was a place of self-loathing. I thought that it was shitty because it meant that you were a slave to your own feelings, and it was shitty not because of the friendship, but that your feelings didn’t let you cherish the friendship that you had and you knew better. I could relate because of depression, which is the same feeling of knowing that you cannot truly appreciate what you have because of feelings beyond your control. It was not a place of blaming; I didn’t think that a woman was a “whore” for “putting” you there.

However, once eighth grade hit and I began to mature and even have feelings for people who don’t return them, I began to realize that depression and the “Friendzone” are not similar. That it’s actually rather easy to put such feelings aside, and to not dwell and enjoy what you have. It wasn’t until later that I understood how much a powerful friendship is even much more valuable than what I would’ve wanted in the first place.

Not only does this render the whole thing bullshit, but the assumption about self-loathing that I made was also wrong; guys that talk about the friendzone feel no responsibility. They don’t see it as a place where they’ve put themselves because they can’t control their thoughts. They use it because it enables them, garners them sympathy, and allows them to not face what they need to face.

Had I known then what people truly meant by the friendzone, I would know that I could never put myself in that place. I could never comprehend the thought process of somebody that simply cannot comprehend why somebody does not find them attractive. I cannot comprehend why somebody would not understand that they do not deserve everything in the world by simply being. I cannot comprehend why somebody would honestly believe that it is another person’s fault that they cannot control their feelings.
That is something I never could have understood.”

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hamburgerjack:

deliciouskaek:

panasonicyouth:

the best photoset in the history of tumblr

a true work of art

frame this in a museum

i am so glad i don’t go to okc

and just for the record, i used to think okc stood for oklahoma city. you know. before i heard of okcupid

shut up

This is a perfect set.

And now I’m just imagning poor Kaek vowing to never visit Oklahoma City because of their over abundance of Nice Guys

(Source: saintwerewolf)

Oh, you wanted a good guy…

stfusexists:

badcgijosh:

xchrisxnobodyx:

…Then why blow me off? You know I’m loyal, honest, sweet, caring, and loving. You tell me all the time… But yet, you can’t give me the time of day to show you how a girl is supposed to be treated….

Oh wait… Friendzone.

Yeah, fucking figures. Lamest fucking excuse you could make. Fuck you and your fucking friendzone.

You’re going to friendzone the good guy so you can go and talk to a douche bag with three fucking kids from three different women and doesn’t take care of a single kid. Yeah, that’s a great guy alright you fucking idiotic bitch. Blow me.

Spoiler alert: she’s not gonna blow you

Double spoiler alert: if you don’t start respecting women and lose that entitlement complex soon, NO ONE is going to date you.

(Source: xmiddlefingersup)

tigressunlimited:

oofanater:

yet they still go back to that asshole. fuck you!

No, fuck you. If I have to read another one of these bullshit things, I will start kicking and punching everyone like I’m a kid at a hardcore show.
Maybe she isnt interested in “another guy”? Just because they’re friends & he treats her well doesn’t mean she has to drop everything and fuck him because of it. And how the hell would you feel if you found out someone was your friend only because they were hoping to get in your pants? Let’s grow up, people. Damn!

tigressunlimited:

oofanater:

yet they still go back to that asshole. fuck you!

No, fuck you. If I have to read another one of these bullshit things, I will start kicking and punching everyone like I’m a kid at a hardcore show.

Maybe she isnt interested in “another guy”? Just because they’re friends & he treats her well doesn’t mean she has to drop everything and fuck him because of it. And how the hell would you feel if you found out someone was your friend only because they were hoping to get in your pants? Let’s grow up, people. Damn!

(Source: 9gag, via october-eightyeight)

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takealookatyourlife:

hahahahaha. I cannot agree more. 

takealookatyourlife:

hahahahaha. I cannot agree more. 

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clintirwin:

xtremecaffeine:
But in other news, hey, great to hear from you dude! What you’re still missing is the real paradigm changer - that is to say, a woman is a person. Not an object, an abstract being created for your validation, but a living, breathing, rational person, with their own desires regardless of how you feel about those desires. 
When the fuck was the guy we are talking about ever a person? BRO? All I see is a guy being ridiculed and distorted as a loser and a psycho, and everyone talking about the importance of the woman’s point of view and her humanity. Oh, I forgot only women have the right to be humans.



But actually, I have nothing more to say. Except, y’know… Wow!

clintirwin:

xtremecaffeine:

But in other news, hey, great to hear from you dude! What you’re still missing is the real paradigm changer - that is to say, a woman is a person. Not an object, an abstract being created for your validation, but a living, breathing, rational person, with their own desires regardless of how you feel about those desires. 

When the fuck was the guy we are talking about ever a person? BRO? All I see is a guy being ridiculed and distorted as a loser and a psycho, and everyone talking about the importance of the woman’s point of view and her humanity. Oh, I forgot only women have the right to be humans.

But actually, I have nothing more to say. Except, y’know… Wow!

clintirwin:

xtremecaffeine:

genderfuked:

clintirwin:

Ah, the new feminist man-blaming distortion. “Nice Guy” hating. Since women are pure and innocent, immaculate and above stupidity, we must first find a way to blame men for her noted tendency to be sexually attracted to the selfish and impulsive “asshole,” also known as the “bad boy.” Honesty would say that the “bad boy” is exciting and a challenge, and the “nice guy” is boring. This would have the unfortunate result of implying that a woman can feel something that feminism might not be proud of, and actually be responsible for it. In trying to fix blame on men, feminism finds it inconvenient that the definitive nice guy actually falls in love with the girl as a friend. He is the one she uses to validate her when she has low confidence. He is also the one she talks to when the asshole fucks her over. She is the one who constantly gives the impression that she should be with “a guy like you.” Trying to blame this guy will be difficult, but it is not impossible. First you must distort this person with the psycho, the person who wants the “precious jewel” and expects it and often gets it more than the actual nice guy. Second you must redefine his motives as negative “psycho,” third, you must manipulate reality so that he takes full responsibility for, well, a woman being kind of a dick. Remember, Women in general and feminists agree on at least one point, what ever happens, whatever they do, if they do something good, it is their credit. If they do something stupid, it is a man’s fault.

^ Nice Guy™.

Woah woah woah, back the fuck up here.
Now, as a reformed Nice Guy, let’s make this clear; first off, there’s a difference between a nice guy and a Nice Guy.
The implicit question/answer in the above rant is “why do women like assholes?” and let’s be candid; we don’t know. Nobody knows. Firstly it’s the wrong question, secondly, any answer anyone can give is marred by their own experiences and thoughts. There’s no singular answer. For example, I’m sure a lot of people who see my relationship think “Why is she dating that asshole?” because I’m kind of abrasive, and I’m kind of a big dude. Also I can be condescending and if I don’t care for someone, I’m often downright dismissive. Not to mention that I have a level of cultural paranoia which can be read as hostility.But the fact is that I’m not really an asshole (except when I am. Assholery is not the only element or the largest part of my personality) and my other half will attest that even if I’m kind of an asshole in public… I’m willing to put in what a healthy relationship needs (even if “Babe, am I oppressing you? Just checking…” is kind of odd dinner conversation.)
Now, what changed when I stopped being a Nice Guy? Well, for one, I started seeing women as PEOPLE. I realised that, well, women as people have their own desires and these are not necessarily the same as mine. I realised that women, as people, have the right to their own decisions. And frankly, I realised that women, as people, are due a lot more respect than I was showing them.How much respect was I showing women when I befriended them in hope of making them so reliant on me that surely a physical relationship was bound to follow?How much respect was I showing women when I talked behind their backs and whined about how they only like assholes?How much respect was I showing women when I second-guessed their decisions, putting myself on a pedestal as their ideal, and chastising them passive-aggressively for not picking me?
Look at your life. Look at your choices. Learn to give respect where it’s due, and don’t sit there and whine about how the singular mass of Women only want to date the singular mass of Assholes, and how you’ll be forever alone because you can’t emotionally blackmail your way into anyone’s panties.
Fucking Nice Guys. 

Blah blah blah. Nice guys are boring and needy and need a girl to define them, assholes are complicated and interesting and the sex is great. When a gal is feeling honest, she will tell you that, especially the older ones who were never able to get the assholes out of their system. The rest of this is righteous feminism trying to suck the blood out of the complexities of interrelations between male and female, absolve women of their passions and blame men for having emotions. Always a new bullshit theory for the bobbleheads to agree with so they don’t make the feminists mad. BTW, the girl who likes the asshole is hot, because at least she is honest.



I’ve included this Gif of Willow because you can’t see me rolling my eyes.

But in other news, hey, great to hear from you dude! What you’re still missing is the real paradigm changer - that is to say, a woman is a person. Not an object, an abstract being created for your validation, but a living, breathing, rational person, with their own desires regardless of how you feel about those desires. 
Also, shut your fool mouth (keyboard?) because you’re only digging yourself deeper into a latrine.

clintirwin:

xtremecaffeine:

genderfuked:

clintirwin:

Ah, the new feminist man-blaming distortion. “Nice Guy” hating. Since women are pure and innocent, immaculate and above stupidity, we must first find a way to blame men for her noted tendency to be sexually attracted to the selfish and impulsive “asshole,” also known as the “bad boy.” Honesty would say that the “bad boy” is exciting and a challenge, and the “nice guy” is boring. This would have the unfortunate result of implying that a woman can feel something that feminism might not be proud of, and actually be responsible for it. In trying to fix blame on men, feminism finds it inconvenient that the definitive nice guy actually falls in love with the girl as a friend. He is the one she uses to validate her when she has low confidence. He is also the one she talks to when the asshole fucks her over. She is the one who constantly gives the impression that she should be with “a guy like you.” Trying to blame this guy will be difficult, but it is not impossible. First you must distort this person with the psycho, the person who wants the “precious jewel” and expects it and often gets it more than the actual nice guy. Second you must redefine his motives as negative “psycho,” third, you must manipulate reality so that he takes full responsibility for, well, a woman being kind of a dick. Remember, Women in general and feminists agree on at least one point, what ever happens, whatever they do, if they do something good, it is their credit. If they do something stupid, it is a man’s fault.

^ Nice Guy.

Woah woah woah, back the fuck up here.

Now, as a reformed Nice Guy, let’s make this clear; first off, there’s a difference between a nice guy and a Nice Guy.

The implicit question/answer in the above rant is “why do women like assholes?” and let’s be candid; we don’t know. Nobody knows. Firstly it’s the wrong question, secondly, any answer anyone can give is marred by their own experiences and thoughts. There’s no singular answer. 
For example, I’m sure a lot of people who see my relationship think “Why is she dating that asshole?” because I’m kind of abrasive, and I’m kind of a big dude. Also I can be condescending and if I don’t care for someone, I’m often downright dismissive. Not to mention that I have a level of cultural paranoia which can be read as hostility.
But the fact is that I’m not really an asshole (except when I am. Assholery is not the only element or the largest part of my personality) and my other half will attest that even if I’m kind of an asshole in public… I’m willing to put in what a healthy relationship needs (even if “Babe, am I oppressing you? Just checking…” is kind of odd dinner conversation.)

Now, what changed when I stopped being a Nice Guy? Well, for one, I started seeing women as PEOPLE. I realised that, well, women as people have their own desires and these are not necessarily the same as mine. I realised that women, as people, have the right to their own decisions. And frankly, I realised that women, as people, are due a lot more respect than I was showing them.
How much respect was I showing women when I befriended them in hope of making them so reliant on me that surely a physical relationship was bound to follow?
How much respect was I showing women when I talked behind their backs and whined about how they only like assholes?
How much respect was I showing women when I second-guessed their decisions, putting myself on a pedestal as their ideal, and chastising them passive-aggressively for not picking me?

Look at your life. Look at your choices. Learn to give respect where it’s due, and don’t sit there and whine about how the singular mass of Women only want to date the singular mass of Assholes, and how you’ll be forever alone because you can’t emotionally blackmail your way into anyone’s panties.

Fucking Nice Guys. 

Blah blah blah. Nice guys are boring and needy and need a girl to define them, assholes are complicated and interesting and the sex is great. When a gal is feeling honest, she will tell you that, especially the older ones who were never able to get the assholes out of their system. The rest of this is righteous feminism trying to suck the blood out of the complexities of interrelations between male and female, absolve women of their passions and blame men for having emotions. Always a new bullshit theory for the bobbleheads to agree with so they don’t make the feminists mad. BTW, the girl who likes the asshole is hot, because at least she is honest.

I’ve included this Gif of Willow because you can’t see me rolling my eyes.

But in other news, hey, great to hear from you dude! What you’re still missing is the real paradigm changer - that is to say, a woman is a person. Not an object, an abstract being created for your validation, but a living, breathing, rational person, with their own desires regardless of how you feel about those desires. 

Also, shut your fool mouth (keyboard?) because you’re only digging yourself deeper into a latrine.

genderfuked:

clintirwin:

Ah, the new feminist man-blaming distortion. “Nice Guy” hating. Since women are pure and innocent, immaculate and above stupidity, we must first find a way to blame men for her noted tendency to be sexually attracted to the selfish and impulsive “asshole,” also known as the “bad boy.” Honesty would say that the “bad boy” is exciting and a challenge, and the “nice guy” is boring. This would have the unfortunate result of implying that a woman can feel something that feminism might not be proud of, and actually be responsible for it. In trying to fix blame on men, feminism finds it inconvenient that the definitive nice guy actually falls in love with the girl as a friend. He is the one she uses to validate her when she has low confidence. He is also the one she talks to when the asshole fucks her over. She is the one who constantly gives the impression that she should be with “a guy like you.” Trying to blame this guy will be difficult, but it is not impossible. First you must distort this person with the psycho, the person who wants the “precious jewel” and expects it and often gets it more than the actual nice guy. Second you must redefine his motives as negative “psycho,” third, you must manipulate reality so that he takes full responsibility for, well, a woman being kind of a dick. Remember, Women in general and feminists agree on at least one point, what ever happens, whatever they do, if they do something good, it is their credit. If they do something stupid, it is a man’s fault.

^ Nice Guy™.

Woah woah woah, back the fuck up here.

Now, as a reformed Nice Guy, let’s make this clear; first off, there’s a difference between a nice guy and a Nice Guy.
The implicit question/answer in the above rant is “why do women like assholes?” and let’s be candid; we don’t know. Nobody knows. Firstly it’s the wrong question, secondly, any answer anyone can give is marred by their own experiences and thoughts. There’s no singular answer. For example, I’m sure a lot of people who see my relationship think “Why is she dating that asshole?” because I’m kind of abrasive, and I’m kind of a big dude. Also I can be condescending and if I don’t care for someone, I’m often downright dismissive. Not to mention that I have a level of cultural paranoia which can be read as hostility.But the fact is that I’m not really an asshole (except when I am. Assholery is not the only element or the largest part of my personality) and my other half will attest that even if I’m kind of an asshole in public… I’m willing to put in what a healthy relationship needs (even if “Babe, am I oppressing you? Just checking…” is kind of odd dinner conversation.)
Now, what changed when I stopped being a Nice Guy? Well, for one, I started seeing women as PEOPLE. I realised that, well, women as people have their own desires and these are not necessarily the same as mine. I realised that women, as people, have the right to their own decisions. And frankly, I realised that women, as people, are due a lot more respect than I was showing them.How much respect was I showing women when I befriended them in hope of making them so reliant on me that surely a physical relationship was bound to follow?How much respect was I showing women when I talked behind their backs and whined about how they only like assholes?How much respect was I showing women when I second-guessed their decisions, putting myself on a pedestal as their ideal, and chastising them passive-aggressively for not picking me?
Look at your life. Look at your choices. Learn to give respect where it’s due, and don’t sit there and whine about how the singular mass of Women only want to date the singular mass of Assholes, and how you’ll be forever alone because you can’t emotionally blackmail your way into anyone’s panties.

Fucking Nice Guys. 

genderfuked:

clintirwin:

Ah, the new feminist man-blaming distortion. “Nice Guy” hating. Since women are pure and innocent, immaculate and above stupidity, we must first find a way to blame men for her noted tendency to be sexually attracted to the selfish and impulsive “asshole,” also known as the “bad boy.” Honesty would say that the “bad boy” is exciting and a challenge, and the “nice guy” is boring. This would have the unfortunate result of implying that a woman can feel something that feminism might not be proud of, and actually be responsible for it. In trying to fix blame on men, feminism finds it inconvenient that the definitive nice guy actually falls in love with the girl as a friend. He is the one she uses to validate her when she has low confidence. He is also the one she talks to when the asshole fucks her over. She is the one who constantly gives the impression that she should be with “a guy like you.” Trying to blame this guy will be difficult, but it is not impossible. First you must distort this person with the psycho, the person who wants the “precious jewel” and expects it and often gets it more than the actual nice guy. Second you must redefine his motives as negative “psycho,” third, you must manipulate reality so that he takes full responsibility for, well, a woman being kind of a dick. Remember, Women in general and feminists agree on at least one point, what ever happens, whatever they do, if they do something good, it is their credit. If they do something stupid, it is a man’s fault.

^ Nice Guy.

Woah woah woah, back the fuck up here.

Now, as a reformed Nice Guy, let’s make this clear; first off, there’s a difference between a nice guy and a Nice Guy.

The implicit question/answer in the above rant is “why do women like assholes?” and let’s be candid; we don’t know. Nobody knows. Firstly it’s the wrong question, secondly, any answer anyone can give is marred by their own experiences and thoughts. There’s no singular answer. 
For example, I’m sure a lot of people who see my relationship think “Why is she dating that asshole?” because I’m kind of abrasive, and I’m kind of a big dude. Also I can be condescending and if I don’t care for someone, I’m often downright dismissive. Not to mention that I have a level of cultural paranoia which can be read as hostility.
But the fact is that I’m not really an asshole (except when I am. Assholery is not the only element or the largest part of my personality) and my other half will attest that even if I’m kind of an asshole in public… I’m willing to put in what a healthy relationship needs (even if “Babe, am I oppressing you? Just checking…” is kind of odd dinner conversation.)

Now, what changed when I stopped being a Nice Guy? Well, for one, I started seeing women as PEOPLE. I realised that, well, women as people have their own desires and these are not necessarily the same as mine. I realised that women, as people, have the right to their own decisions. And frankly, I realised that women, as people, are due a lot more respect than I was showing them.
How much respect was I showing women when I befriended them in hope of making them so reliant on me that surely a physical relationship was bound to follow?
How much respect was I showing women when I talked behind their backs and whined about how they only like assholes?
How much respect was I showing women when I second-guessed their decisions, putting myself on a pedestal as their ideal, and chastising them passive-aggressively for not picking me?

Look at your life. Look at your choices. Learn to give respect where it’s due, and don’t sit there and whine about how the singular mass of Women only want to date the singular mass of Assholes, and how you’ll be forever alone because you can’t emotionally blackmail your way into anyone’s panties.

Fucking Nice Guys. 

(via genderfuked-deactivated20111023)