ladypigeon:

talvikuningas:

I think I did it. I managed to capture the very essence of Red Dwarf in only one screenshot.

Glorious.

ladypigeon:

talvikuningas:

I think I did it. I managed to capture the very essence of Red Dwarf in only one screenshot.

Glorious.

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kellyofsmeg:

Lister met his sons before they were born. How many people can say THAT?!

kellyofsmeg:

Lister met his sons before they were born. How many people can say THAT?!

duane-dibbley:

:3 hey guys…

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aperfectlypredictableblog:

Oh,  look! A female aardvark!

aperfectlypredictableblog:

Oh, look! A female aardvark!

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syfycity:

My favorite screen cap from any episode of any series ever.http://syfycity.tumblr.com

syfycity:

My favorite screen cap from any episode of any series ever.

http://syfycity.tumblr.com

im-giving-her-the-days:

David Ross Kryten!!

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smegyeahreddwarf:

“DON’T EYEBALL ME, GHANDI.”

"Look, just because it’s an armour-plated alien killing machine that salivates unspeakable slobber doesn’t mean it’s a bad person. What we’ve got to do is get it round a table and put together a solution package - perhaps over tea and biscuits."

Rimmer.
‘Polymorph’. Episode 3, Series3. (via smegyeahreddwarf)

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smegyeahreddwarf:

Today’s the day I come home, so I’ll be seeing you lot later. ;)For now though, have some Starbug. 

smegyeahreddwarf:

Today’s the day I come home, so I’ll be seeing you lot later. ;)
For now though, have some Starbug. 

"[Rimmer comes to the table and salutes. Everyone at the table mocks it back]
Rimmer: Ha ha ha ha. Lister, where’s my revision timetable?
Chen: Sir, it’s Saturday night!
Lister: Come on, no one works Saturday night.
Rimmer: You don’t work *any* night. You don’t work any *day*.
Lister: ‘Skive hard, play hard,’ that’s our motto!
Rimmer: Look, I’ve got my engineering re-sit on Monday; I don’t know anything. Where’s my revision timetable?
Lister: Wait, is this the thing in a- in all different colours, with all the subjects divided into study periods and rest periods and self-testin’ times?
Rimmer: It took me seven weeks to make it. I’ve got to cram my whole revision into one night.
Lister: Hang on, this the thing with a note on it, in red, said, “Vital, valuable, urgent! Do not touch on pain of death!”?
Rimmer: Yes!
Lister: I threw it away.
[laughter around the table]
Rimmer: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, tee-hee. Where is it?
Lister: Nah, I didn’t. I pinned it up on the wall.
Rimmer: What? Why?
[giggling]
Lister: To dry it out!
Rimmer: What do you mean, “dry it out”?
Lister: Well I spilt a goat vindaloo on it. Don’t worry, it’s a little bit red, but you can read most of it, especially if you scrape the lumps off.
[more laughter at the table]
Rimmer: You spoilt my…! No, I haven’t got time, I’m taking learning drugs and all I’m memorizing is this conversation.
Olaf Petersen: They’re illegal!
Selby: Oohhhh!
Rimmer: [trance-like] “Where’s my revision timetable, Lister?” “It’s Saturday night.” “No one works Saturday night.” “You don’t work any night. You don’t work any day.” “‘Skive hard play hard’ that’s our motto.” “Lister where’d you put my revision timetable?” “It’s Saturday night.” “No one works Saturday night.” “You don’t work any… “"

Series 1, Episode 3. (via smegyeahreddwarf)