You know you’re Scottish when…

zellas:

You know how to correctly pronounce Milngavie

ALL THE PONIES IN THIS TOWN ARE CA-RAZY

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Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

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zellas:

So we have the American flag with an Eagle…
And now a British flag with a pigeon…
So I present to you my creation!
Scotland flag with a haggis!! (and a Tam ‘O Shanter)
Now I just need to find the perfect post to use this on XD

Here it is, for anyone who needs to show Scots pride.

zellas:

So we have the American flag with an Eagle…

And now a British flag with a pigeon…

So I present to you my creation!

Scotland flag with a haggis!! (and a Tam ‘O Shanter)

Now I just need to find the perfect post to use this on XD

Here it is, for anyone who needs to show Scots pride.

Today at work, I was asked by an American gentleman what ‘Irn Bru’ was, and what it tasted like

zellas:

I actually have no idea HOW to describe Irn Bru to someone outside of the UK.

I told him that it was like coke in the way that it had it’s own unique flavour that couldn’t really be described.

“Yeah, But what does it taste of?”

“….Irn Bru”

“and what does that taste like?”

“….Irn Bru”

I eventually managed to persuade him to buy a bottle to try, telling him that he would really like it.

How would you guys describe the taste of Irn Bru to someone?

Irn Bru is a weird one, being day-glo orange, but not orange soda…

It probably tastes of Girders, since that’s what it’s made of.

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Lift the Ban on Same Sex Marriage in Scotland

fyeahscotland:

http://www.equalmarriage.org.uk/

Sign it?

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Damn dirty Firey Irn Bru bottle doesn’t have the deposit stuff on the cap like usual… Maybe Barr aren’t expecting them back?Also awesome: Barr release Halloween versions of their drinks. Like SPOOKY! Barr Cola. 

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Damn dirty Firey Irn Bru bottle doesn’t have the deposit stuff on the cap like usual… Maybe Barr aren’t expecting them back?

Also awesome: Barr release Halloween versions of their drinks. Like SPOOKY! Barr Cola. 

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Think you’ll find it’s spelled and pronounced “‘mo’n then”

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Think you’ll find it’s spelled and pronounced “‘mo’n then”

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But… A circle pit and a mosh pit are different…A circle pit has a constant rotation to it, where everyone forms a ring and moves round, like a weird punk rock conga… Whereas a mosh pit is just plain regular pit.In fact, the term mosh can probably be attributed to the Bad Brains… Who weren’t even a little Scottish.

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But… A circle pit and a mosh pit are different…

A circle pit has a constant rotation to it, where everyone forms a ring and moves round, like a weird punk rock conga…
Whereas a mosh pit is just plain regular pit.

In fact, the term mosh can probably be attributed to the Bad Brains… Who weren’t even a little Scottish.

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xtremecaffeine:

Your name and username.

Where you’re from.

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you call your grandparents?

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Choose a book and read a passage from it.

Do you think you have an accent?

Be a wizard or a vampire?

Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

Say any three words of your own choice

Your name and username.

Where you’re from.

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you call your grandparents?

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Choose a book and read a passage from it.

Do you think you have an accent?

Be a wizard or a vampire?

Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

Say any three words of your own choice