Can a penis break?
Fact: Broken Penises Are Real and Really Painful!
There’s no bone in the penis, but it sure can break. It’s called a penile fracture and it’s painful! Very vigorous sex or an abrupt change in position can cause the corpus cavernosa — the cylinders that become engorged with blood during an erection — to rupture and the crack heard around the world will be his penis. The bruised and bent penis will require surgery, says Roshini Raj, M.D.. To lower the chance of this actually happening to your beau, Ian Kerner, Ph.D suggests starting in the missionary position and then gently rolling over if you want to be on top. We’re not saying tone it down in the bedroom. Just be careful!
Overlooked Safe Sex Tips!
Step 1 (Above)
Step 3 (Aftercare):
Click the photo for more info from UMM!
Celebrating sex without pills, rubber, or chemicals! Just straight up love.
FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL
get your anti-contraception, anti-sex-positivity, astro-turfing, quasi-religious bullshit off my bit of the internet
you’re not a “movement”, you’re a religiously-driven brigade that says shit like:
If anything can be said of our generation, it’s this: We want sexy back. Our parent’s generation, well, they lost it. They delivered to us a world with sky-high rates of divorce, abortion, and STDs; a world bored with sex and bored with romance; a world in which more and more people are turning to pornography to find sexual satisfaction; a world in which 1 in 5 women report being sexual assaulted, and the human body — the sexiest thing in the universe — is used to sell cars.
except you’re trying now to deliver it in a ‘I’m oh so down with the kids’ way by hijacking every meme under the sun.
I. want. you. off. tumblr. now. followers, rally?
Basic Condom Tutorial
Or, So You Want to Use A Condom!
Condoms are a simple barrier method of birth control that’s great if you or someone you’re having sex with has a penis. Perfect use of condoms has only a 2% failure rate, and a typical use failure rate of 15% [source]. Condoms are available in latex or non latex forms (lambskin condoms are also available, but are much worse at preventing STIs than other forms), and can be lubricated or not (note that latex condoms are damaged by oil-based lubes, so make sure to use a water-based lube with them!). And that’s not even getting into things like ribbed, flavoured, and neon colours!
And now, the good bit: how to actually use one! (With help from Mr. Bendy, the cyberskin penis) (Note: The read more contains pictures which may be considered NSFW, depending on where you work. They show the act of putting a condom on a non-biological penis)
"If abstinence is so effective, why is it only taught in a sexual setting? We should disband the police force and tell criminals to abstain from crime, and disband the army after telling terrorists to abstain from blowing people up. The benefits of abstinence should be spread around."
Reddit user ZeroNihilist at Found it while eating pizza at my Nannas. I almost choked. (via atarimcgregor)