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sandandglass:

Stephen Colbert deconstructs the meaning of One Direction’s lyrics. 

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drunkonstevphen:

Stephen: “The economy needs more of this. I say we must get out there and compare Romney to more products that reinforce his supposed weaknesses.”

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Can I Interest You In Hanukkah? [x]

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inothernews:

“Yes: to protect everyone’s health and safety, (Mayor Bloomberg) sent in this guy.  There he is, helping the wounded and the sick with his two fists — ‘Florence’ and ‘Nightingale.’”

— STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report

inothernews:

“Yes: to protect everyone’s health and safety, (Mayor Bloomberg) sent in this guy.  There he is, helping the wounded and the sick with his two fists — ‘Florence’ and ‘Nightingale.’”

STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report

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