Stephen Colbert deconstructs the meaning of One Direction’s lyrics.
Stephen: “The economy needs more of this. I say we must get out there and compare Romney to more products that reinforce his supposed weaknesses.”
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Can I Interest You In Hanukkah? [x]
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“Yes: to protect everyone’s health and safety, (Mayor Bloomberg) sent in this guy. There he is, helping the wounded and the sick with his two fists — ‘Florence’ and ‘Nightingale.’”
— STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report