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T.G.I. Friday’s Cheddar and Bacon Potato Skins. These caused the Amazon Product Description Robot to lose its mind.

Jesus Christ, The amazon description of these things.

 

Product Description

Friday’s Potato Skins are made from “real potatoes and real potato skins.” As for the bacon and cheese, those are just “flavor” and apparently come from Bacon and Cheese Fairy Dust. Whatever the case, this snack chip looks like a cross between a wide tongue depressor and a shoe horn. That fairy dust, though, makes the tongue horn taste quite nice.

Tonguehorns are great, don’t ya know.

I want to try these tongue horns. 

 To quote for those who can’t follow the link:

Product Description

Friday’s Potato Skins are made from “real potatoes and real potato skins.” As for the bacon and cheese, those are just “flavor” and apparently come from Bacon and Cheese Fairy Dust. Whatever the case, this snack chip looks like a cross between a wide tongue depressor and a shoe horn. That fairy dust, though, makes the tongue horn taste quite nice.

I, for one, am ded.